I’ve convinced my fiancé to read Acotar and here are his thoughts pt.3… get ready folks he’s getting a little too comfortable 😂

Him: “Lucien may be a little bitch but he’s OUR little bitch. Also, i just imagine him talking like he’s in Braveheart” (proceeds to say in a Scottish accent “he threw me over his shoulda lika sacka potatos”

Me: “did you like Tamlin’s limericks?” Him: “Tamlin seems like one of those bullies who perfects what he’s going to make fun of, before making fun of it, so it hits harder (a la Mark Wahlberg in The Other Guys)”

Him: “If drums make her this horny wait until she finds a pair of drumsticks!” Me:” sir that was an inside thought”

Me: “how’s fire night going?” Him: “Feyre just met the most beautiful man she’s ever met, which is what I see every morning when I look at myself in the mirror” Me: 👁️👄👁️ (Reddit won’t let me insert the Brittany Broski Kombucha gif here)

Him: “Lucien’s about to explain what happens during Calanmai” Me:”🤮” Him: “Tamlin going off about how he could smell Feyre but she wasn’t there, isn’t that romantic or smutty, like I can walk into an empty bathroom and smell that you took shit but you weren’t physically there…” Me: “again, that was an inside thought…” Him: “yeah but I’m gonna say it anyway the people of Reddit need to know”

Him: “I bet Rhys gets pegged by ‘That amarantha arachnophobia chica’”

These just keep getting more and more unhinged 🤦🏽‍♀️