Turns out I dont have ADHD, im just annoying (sarcasm)

All the doctors are wrong, its my husband who is right. He would know, after all, with 0 years experience in medicine and psychology! But he has a brother with (not medically diagnosed) adhd. Which makes him the top expert in the country!

I dont have memory impairments, no! I dont have very well documented impulsively and attention problems, hell no!

I leave the house unlocked for fun! I leave the freezer open a few times a year because i just love annoying people and wasting money is oh so cool.. i nearly burned the house down yesterday.. all for attention! I forget my keys amost every day! Why? Shits n giggles my friends.. i love to pretend i cant remember dates, names or appointments and i sure love almost getting hit by cars for funzies!

How did the expert work this one out? Well, i can focus perfectly well when i play red dead redemption, or sims! And my memory is perfect when it comes to the stranger things/ csi/ dark plotlines so it obviously isnt adhd!

His brother has real adhd! It makes him say him say silly funny things that make people laugh. Hes a real zany silly sausage! Just like in the dsm! I dont meet the 'silly sausage' criteria. So i clearly dont have it. I just struggling to study, hold down jobs and look after myself! All things brother does easily! So i must be wrong!

Good thing i know dr. Expert from univerity of google to clear this one up!

Edit: i have been diagnosed, so im not sure why dipshit here thinks its up for debate..