I had a dream about Magnus Carlsen.....

So I came back from a chess tournament yesterday. It was a blitz tournament that included many other IMs like myself. Even though I came in last place, I had some great matches. One thing i regret is that there was a really cute looking guy i played against and i couldn't even talk to him. I was already nervous from the tournament but also talking with someone like him? Anyways after the tournament i just went home. I lied on my bed and opened Youtube on my TV. While I was scrolling through my subscription feed I saw the new agadmator video, guess what its name is?
Amazing Wild Queen Sacrifice, Chess Is In Shambles || I_Like_Bobs2 vs Magnus Carlsen
And my face was on the thumbnail so i almost cried from joy. It overwhelmed the shitty feeling of flunking the whole event. Having an agadmator video that features your only winning match is something i can't even describe. In that match Magnus thought he trapped my queen by moving rook a5. He didn't know it would result in mate in 8.
I am feeling like I'm on top of the world and all of a sudden the door knocks. I wasn't expecting any visitors so I opened the door with hesitation. It was that cute guy from the tournament. Holy shit. It is the guy who i won against. How did he know i lived here?
"Hey uh... can i come in ?" he said. I was drowning from the butterflies in my stomach.
"Yeah of course would you like some coffee ?" i said with a subtle shake in my voice.
"No need. Do you have any wine?" he said as he is moving towards my couch. Holy Shit... this guy knows where i live, comes out of nowhere and asks if I have wine... What is really happening?
"Yeah bro sure wait a second." i said and started to pour him some wine. I am fucking pouring wine to a stranger who asserted himself to my fucking house. And i am enjoying what's happening... I looked at him sitting there. His slim figure was sitting there so confidently. I always thought he wasn't that type. He suddenly looks at me and catches my gaze. I was caught staring like a child. I quickly continued pouring wine.
"Aren't you going to drink as well?"
"Yeah yeah of course!" After i brought the wine and sat on the couch i asked him his name to make small talk.
"You can call me Magnus, I want to wager you to a match" he said. So much confidence. He didn't even ask for my name. I assume he knows it from the tournament sheet. If he doesn't then holy shit this guy...
"Wager? for what?" I never heard of people wagering with chess matches. In my country chess lessons are mandatory. But we were never taught wagers could happen in chess.
"If i win you will ask agadmator to remove that video, If you win I will make a video about you in my Youtube channel."
"But what if we draw?"
"I don't know something stupid like... hmmm... having sex." No normal person would say something like that. This hopefully goes somewhere. I have been misled like this dozens of times.
So we start the game. I had white pieces.
1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Ke7 so we were both playing the bong cloud... was he going for a draw? I moved the king back to e1 he moved his back to e8 HOLY SHIT HE IS REPEATING MOVES. We drew by repetition after a couple of king moves.
"Guess we drew..." i said. I think he wanted to test me so it wouldn't be too awkward if i wasn't interested. He didn't say anything and started to kiss me. Is he a top? I thought he would be a bottom. I am a much taller and wider guy so i thought i would be the top. The confidence he is emitting from his beautiful body can even turn someone like me to be his bottom.
As he was kissing me he started to pull my pants down. He whispered in my ear.
"I am going to en passant between your thighs."
He didn't even ask me. He said he was going to do it. He turned me around, my stomach on the leather couch. This small twink was manhandling me and all i could do was to comply... All i wanted was to comply.... He was my king at that moment. I felt like an opposite pawn getting captured from behind.
"My rook needs an open file." he said as he was widening my hole. This went on for ten minutes and i was enjoying every second on it. I was so close to cumming. I was playing on increment. I won on time. I guess he was playing on increment too. He came in my file. I came on the couch. My body got locked down because of how hard he was fucking me. He later got up, dropped a piece of paper on my back and exited my house. I could hardly catch my breath. After a few minutes i got up and took that piece of paper from my back. It was folded in half. I opened it and it was a 20% off promo code for his chess lessons. I cleaned my cum from the couch and fell asleep right after. In my mind i still can not process what just happened.
"Did i really get mated ?"