People with children should live on the first floor

Everybody stop and hear me out!

My personal experience with apartment living usually involves families with kids living on top (usually the top level rooms are all taken). My rationale behind this is that children don’t have a sense of consideration of other people. They don’t think “oh people live under us I should stop jumping off the refrigerator into the sink at 3am”. I’m aware there are also adults who behave like this but children don’t have a care in the world. At least on the first floor there’s nothing to be considerate of besides your next door neighbors. The kid on top of me runs around like a speed demon through out the day when there is a park adjacent to the apartment. The little bundles of energy need outlets and it’s not an apartment. I’d compare it to walking your dog.