What are some weird mispronounciations you've heard?

I was at the zoo a couple weeks ago and saw a lad in the queue for ice cream with his son. He pointed to the picture of a "Loop the Loop" ice cream and asked his son if he wants a "Fruit of the Loop". I can only assume he's mixed it up with fruit of the loom school jumpers but he said it twice so I nearly got sick in my own mouth.

He should be in a cage with the monkeys coming out with such ludicrous nonsense.