I'm a save scummer

And I'm tired of pretending I'm not.

Love interest didn't like that dialogue option? Didn't happen.

Wanted to kill Ethel without dealing with her lair but she broke Gale's concentration and the lock failed? Never happened.

Accidentally alienated the tiefling children? Nope.

Sometimes I decide "I will keep the result of this situation no matter the outcome" and sometimes I even abide by my word.

I am alone. There is no one to stop me. And I am scum.

Edit to clarify: I haven't actually been shamed for this and don't think that people who aren't scum are necessarily basking in their self-control, superior game skills, and chaos determined outcomes. Though they might be.