LORD OF THE MEMES!!!

"It began with the creation of the memes.

Three were given to the immortal Memelords, fairest of all users.

Seven to the Karma Farmers, great content creators and masters of clickbait.

And nine, nine memes were gifted to the Trolls, who above all else desire chaos.

For within these memes was bound the will to share, to upvote, and to engage.

But they were all of them deceived, for another meme was made.
In the depths of the algorithm, ElderQu forged a master meme,
And into this meme, they poured their toxicity, their hive-mind logic,
And their will to bind all users in endless scrolling.

One meme to rule them all.

One by one, the users of the Arkham Asylum fell to the power of the Rtoof.
But there were those who resisted.
A last alliance Bidoofs and Footr fought for the freedom of this sub reddit.
Victory was near, but the power of the Rtoof could not be undone.

And some things that should not have been posted were.
History became lost. Subreddits fell to silence.
And for years, the Rtoof passed into shadow.
But it is said it still lurks,
Waiting to rise once more and bind all in its chaotic grip."