My son missed school today because he stuck a suction cup to his head

He's 16, so I let him stay home, rather than die of embarrassment. There is a perfectly round, pinkish-purple circle right in the middle of his forehead. He has agreed to cover it with makeup and go to school if it's still visible tomorrow. I asked him if he wanted to take a selfie to remember this experience, and he said no. I also asked if he had a comment to add to my story. He pointed to my winter gloves. They're propped up on a chair, drying, with the middle fingers extended.

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I tried telling him that there are dozens of people here saying they did something similar. He said, "Yeah, but those are internet people."