Planes should be boarded from back to front instead of by who paid more.

Really they're just paying to sit on a plane for longer. Especially on planes where seats are chosen in advance. Getting on a plane and having to stand there forever waiting for people to put their luggage in the overheads, walking past first class enjoying drinks you can't have, and walking at a snail's pace to get to your seat is just annoying.

It would truly benefit everyone to board back to front. It would take less time to get on the plane, luggage would be more or less in the right place, and first class yuppies wouldn't have to worry about us poor people bumping into their elbows on the way in. We could take off way sooner.