You guys ruined my life

So I want to start by saying that I've been an avid member of this group since i first started using creatine because I wanted to know more about it so I was taking everyone's advice and boofing it daily for years and even went as far as getting my wife a boyfriend even though it sounded absurd to me despite all that though everything was going fine until recently.

I was at the gym with my wifes boyfriend and he was spotting me from behind while I was doing wrist curls until my 3rd rep got a bit difficult and I ended up farting today's dosage out on to his legs, he then asked me if I've been boofing creatine and when I embarrassingly said yes I have been because it's the best method to getting bigger he asked me where I learnt that so I proceeded to show him this group and bunch of evidence to back up my claims by you guys.

After laughing at me and arguing back and forth for an hour he explained to me that all these posts aren't serious and you're all actually just joking which came as a shock to me so for years now I've been putting balloons filled with creatine up my ass daily and letting another man plow my wife for nothing.... very funny guys