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\nButtler has always been the English player I liked the most. Bro was always good. After Alastair cook, koach and root, it's buttler for me
\nMI paltan will never forget he danced naked in his home four our victory in 2017.
\nkya
\nIn towel he means
\nsneaked in koach like we would not know
\nYea except he's a racist
\nHow?
\nFor his racist tweets and stump mic caught him saying some bs.
\nAnd him sledging Vernon Philander
\nI like how he conduct himself but the way he was mocking Indians in his chat with Morgan shows his true colors.
\nYou missed the most important part OP
\n\n2 bachhon ka baap hoon
\nor teesra mere andar hai**
\nyaa toh win hai yaa toh lun hai
\nPerfectly summarised :52969:
\nAccountability
\nHis team lost to Rohit's team 3-0, then got eliminated after playing 2 games in CT. Performed badly as a captain in both 2023 and 2024 world cups but under Rohit we only lost 1 game combined. Why do you want Rohit to be removed from white ball captaincy?
\nI don't think the post is about white ball cricket. And to be fair Rohit & Virat are great in white ball, also Rohit is a good white ball captain.
\n\nA fair comparison is with Rohit captaining in red ball. Let's face it Tests were never his strong suit just like Yuvi or Raina, and he is certainly not that good a captain in tests. VK on the other hand is just hoping to not edge one outside off in Tests and quite frankly that was always his flaw, just that he scored a lot of runs before poking one in the slips. His game in Tests is slipping, his resolve seems lesser and lesser. He has went on to miss 2 Test series due to paternity leave and it seems pretentious that this guy once said "missing a match wasn't an option", but he isn't the same guy anymore. Life happens, priorities change and that's fine just don't lie about your intensity being up when it's clearly not there...
\nEveryday I watch Koach nick the ball is a day I miss 2016-19
\nJos atleast won the t20 wc.
\n\nWhen virat was asked to step away from white ball captaincy he threw such a fit despite knowing that he never won us any white ball tournaments.
\n\nIts been half a decade and virat alongwith the entire dressing room refuses to agree that virat's form is a major concern. Everyone is banking on his past glories and white ball form in test cricket.
\n\nRohit stepped away from a single game in the aus test tour. He is just waiting for his form to hit at age 36. Bullshit. Just step aside all together.
\nHein? Kohli stepped away from t20 captaincy volunteerly, and in Odi, he captained the side to ct finals and odi wc semis, not that bad of a record. do not compare it to the mess eng is in rn, group stage exit in last 2 odi tournaments.
\nT20 is clearly designed for children, the mentally incapacitated and the weak-willed. Whereas Test cricket is the last bastion of moral strength left in our degenerate society.Comparing T20 to Test cricket is like comparing chimpanzees screeching wildly as they throw shit at a wall to a symphony written by translating the chess moves in 'Kasparov vs Topalov' into music. There is no comparison. To be honest, Test cricket would be the foundation of my ideal society, with the most successful Test captain becoming the leader of the nation. The mixture of intelligence and strategic thinking needed to captain a Test side would mean they could easily lead any country into prosperity. T20 would be okay for kids, but once they reach their thirteenth birthday, they would have to burn the brightly colored garb associated with the "sport" and would be told: "You're a man now, learn to block."
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\nEh? Virat captained India in just 3 whiteball tournaments, and India played the knockouts of two of them. He took the team to the WTC final of 2021 as well. He threw a fit because he wasn't backed properly and the board took his captaincy away in almost a reactionary manner. Under Rohit's captaincy as well we lost in the 2022 T20 WC and 2023 ODI WC, it was in his 3rd attempt that we won. But Kohl's third attempt was in that godforsaken 2021 T20 WC, where the horrible conditions meant the toss winner dictated the terms of the match. Dhoni captained India in 10 ICC tournaments! 10! And won 3.
\n\n1) 2007 T20 WC, won
\n\n2) 2009 T20 WC, not won
\n\n3) 2009 Champions Trophy, not won
\n\n4) 2010 T20 WC, not won
\n\n5) 2011 ODI WC, won
\n\n6) 2012 T20 WC, not won
\n\n7) 2013 Champions Trophy, won
\n\n8) 2014 T20 WC, not won
\n\n9) 2015 ODI WC, not won
\n\n10) 2016 T20 WC, not won.
\n\nKohli thought he also deserved the long rope, and frankly, he did.
\nT20 is clearly designed for children, the mentally incapacitated and the weak-willed. Whereas Test cricket is the last bastion of moral strength left in our degenerate society.Comparing T20 to Test cricket is like comparing chimpanzees screeching wildly as they throw shit at a wall to a symphony written by translating the chess moves in 'Kasparov vs Topalov' into music. There is no comparison. To be honest, Test cricket would be the foundation of my ideal society, with the most successful Test captain becoming the leader of the nation. The mixture of intelligence and strategic thinking needed to captain a Test side would mean they could easily lead any country into prosperity. T20 would be okay for kids, but once they reach their thirteenth birthday, they would have to burn the brightly colored garb associated with the "sport" and would be told: "You're a man now, learn to block."
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\nVirat also captained India in 2014 Asia cup in which India didnt even make the final. And there's also 9 IPLs he lost. He definitely did not deserve the long rope when he won literally nothing in his whiteball captaincy career.
\n\nDon't compare Dhoni with the only captain to lose 14 out of 14 tournaments. Dhoni won trophies without peak Kohli, peak Rohit, peak Dhawan, peak Bhuvi, peak Shami, peak Jadeja, Bumrah, Pandya, for the majority of his stint.
\nDhoni had sachin,yuci,harbajhan and what not..stop comparing two teams..dhoni got good players too..
\nYes he obviously had good players I'm not saying he won with some gully cricket players.
\n\nBut the quality of the Indian team is getting better with time which is evident by the improving win rates of each successive captain. Kohli has a better win rate than Dhoni but you really wouldn't say that Kohli is a better captain right?
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\n\n\n\nyou really wouldn't say that Kohli is a better captain right?
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I would
\n\nOr at least someone would
\n\nWhen Thala does it he's a good captain
\n\nWhen Koach does it the quality of the team is better
\n\nWaah waah
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\nYou are equating an IPL trophy with an ICC trophy? What now, you are going to bring up the U-19 and FC records of the players?
\nDitch the IPL records and Dhoni still has won more trophies than Kohli, who still has 0 out of 4. I brought up IPL just to emphasise the fact that Kohli wasn't a good white ball captain. And just accept it, IPL is a big tournament too. Rohit, Pandya and now possibly Iyer are captaincy candidates just because of IPL.
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\n\n\n\nalso 9 IPLs he lost.
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Don't add a domestic franchise league to support your clown logic. He doesn't control what players he will play with in RCB. Other teams have better management than RCB and that's why they won't that circus league whose sole purpose is to make money. And go look at the 2013 CT final, you will know whose prime made him win the final for which some people give all the credit to him. It was individual performances and Virat's generational peak who made Dhoni's captaincy look good because we were competing.
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\nPeople are forgetting we lost ct final because of kohli it was decided that we were gonna bat first but he didn't bother to listen to coach and chose to chase disrespected kumble many times and he left
\nT20 is clearly designed for children, the mentally incapacitated and the weak-willed. Whereas Test cricket is the last bastion of moral strength left in our degenerate society.Comparing T20 to Test cricket is like comparing chimpanzees screeching wildly as they throw shit at a wall to a symphony written by translating the chess moves in 'Kasparov vs Topalov' into music. There is no comparison. To be honest, Test cricket would be the foundation of my ideal society, with the most successful Test captain becoming the leader of the nation. The mixture of intelligence and strategic thinking needed to captain a Test side would mean they could easily lead any country into prosperity. T20 would be okay for kids, but once they reach their thirteenth birthday, they would have to burn the brightly colored garb associated with the "sport" and would be told: "You're a man now, learn to block."
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\nI wish our railway minister was like that
\nSelfless Captain \u274c\ufe0f
\n\nSelfless Player \u2705\ufe0f
\nRohit took us to World cup finals it was just one bad day and Fucking Travis Head. He has highest winning percentage of any Indian captain in history. And right now he's the best captain we have, all players love him, there's unity in team and management. So stop this fucking nonsense. Jos is no where close to rohit sharma, India team is the most dominant team in ODIs under rohit. Test cricket was/is never his strong suit, one test series loss doesn't mean he should step down as captain.
\nWhen I see dumb shit like this
\n\nI just try to say "SHITpost sub h \ud83e\udd21" and move on
\nAur yaha Kohli 14 tournaments harne ke baad bhi captaincy ka rr kar rha tha
\n14? Wtf
\n\nIt was only like 4
\nChampions team never afraid of results, results are afraid from champions team
\nIndian captaincy directly affects ur future revenue also(post retirement) in england it doesn't affect that much so obviously.
\nI feel bad for that guy. The whole team was at fault and he took the blame...
\nSure lmao
\ntbh didn't think rohit sharma had it in him to be that sensible
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\nT20 is clearly designed for children, the mentally incapacitated and the weak-willed. Whereas Test cricket is the last bastion of moral strength left in our degenerate society.Comparing T20 to Test cricket is like comparing chimpanzees screeching wildly as they throw shit at a wall to a symphony written by translating the chess moves in 'Kasparov vs Topalov' into music. There is no comparison. To be honest, Test cricket would be the foundation of my ideal society, with the most successful Test captain becoming the leader of the nation. The mixture of intelligence and strategic thinking needed to captain a Test side would mean they could easily lead any country into prosperity. T20 would be okay for kids, but once they reach their thirteenth birthday, they would have to burn the brightly colored garb associated with the "sport" and would be told: "You're a man now, learn to block."
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\nBut under rohit we have played almost all finals of icc tournaments and also won one. And also under jos england even couldn't get into knockout in recent tournaments so he stepped down.
\nDidn't virat threw a humongous fit after being removed as the captain?
\nthat's not how you remove a captain for your own political grudge.dada may be good player but right from 2000s that guy was a terrific politician
\nHe voluntarily stepped down from t20is as captain. The poor guy got one world cup to captain in, which was based on the toss outcome.
\nReached in the knockout stages of both the odi tournaments and also the wtc final.
He didn't have a problem because captaincy was taken away from him. The way bcci treated him was the problem. Any player would have a problem with that. I don't think that's called a "fit".
\n\nA fit is what rohit has been doing. Not to mention he's as much of a politician as Sourav Ganguly. Firstly, threw bumrah under the bus with various articles after we won the Perth test. Secondly, targeted koach with the test captaincy and rcb captaincy articles.
\n\n\n\nA fit is what rohit has been doing. Not to mention he's as much of a politician as Sourav Ganguly. Firstly, threw bumrah under the bus with various articles after we won the Perth test. Secondly, targeted koach with the test captaincy and rcb captaincy articles.
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Rohit didn't do any of that
\nNo one cares about tinpot test maces in offline little bro
\nso success is only decided on bilateral wins?
\nI don't think he will continue in test format\ud83c\udfcf
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\nI mean targeting that person will still go on regardless of whether India wins CT. It's just the sad fate of today's world & this sub.
\nThat doesn't counter the fact that he should have stepped down from captaincy in tests
\nWho should have captained? Would u have walked down with your loose pants slipping from ur bums to captain Team India?
\nBumrah?, are we really in doubt about it?
\nHe's injury prone
\nNot in bgt, he was not.
\nMan are you for real? What I am saying is he's an injury prone player.. u can't make such a guy a captain..He gets injured after every high voltage test series
\nRohit himself used to be injury prone whenever India travelled outside. Used to be fit only for home test series that bloke. Guess what, he was made the captain. I'm sure Bumrah would do fine.
\nBut horrible captaincy conversation was happening the most after nz series, bumrah could have captained bgt, as he rightfully did in the first test.
\nYou don't make a senior player a captain for 1 series after removing another senior player and then remove him again to make a new guy captain because he's injury prone
\nT20 is clearly designed for children, the mentally incapacitated and the weak-willed. Whereas Test cricket is the last bastion of moral strength left in our degenerate society.Comparing T20 to Test cricket is like comparing chimpanzees screeching wildly as they throw shit at a wall to a symphony written by translating the chess moves in 'Kasparov vs Topalov' into music. There is no comparison. To be honest, Test cricket would be the foundation of my ideal society, with the most successful Test captain becoming the leader of the nation. The mixture of intelligence and strategic thinking needed to captain a Test side would mean they could easily lead any country into prosperity. T20 would be okay for kids, but once they reach their thirteenth birthday, they would have to burn the brightly colored garb associated with the "sport" and would be told: "You're a man now, learn to block."
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\nRohit Sharma needs to learn something.
\nIndia me player ka game nhi market decide krta h kaun kya banega
\nLmfao and jos had actually won the odi wc as well as t20 wc(captain). Still was humble enough to know better.
\nT20 is clearly designed for children, the mentally incapacitated and the weak-willed. Whereas Test cricket is the last bastion of moral strength left in our degenerate society.Comparing T20 to Test cricket is like comparing chimpanzees screeching wildly as they throw shit at a wall to a symphony written by translating the chess moves in 'Kasparov vs Topalov' into music. There is no comparison. To be honest, Test cricket would be the foundation of my ideal society, with the most successful Test captain becoming the leader of the nation. The mixture of intelligence and strategic thinking needed to captain a Test side would mean they could easily lead any country into prosperity. T20 would be okay for kids, but once they reach their thirteenth birthday, they would have to burn the brightly colored garb associated with the "sport" and would be told: "You're a man now, learn to block."
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\nRohit Sharma is backed by jay shah , Buttler has no backup
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