Please, PLEASE bring back the Cookies and Cream Pie

Back in November, Crumbl put out their Cookies and Cream pie. I had never seen this absolutely glorious dessert before this week, so I decided to try them out of pure curiosity (pictured above) Oh. My god. I have never had something so close to crack that wasn't crack. I've never had drugs before, but I wouldn't even need to if I were to be continously supplied with these goddamn gifts from above for the rest of my simple life. Typically, I can't finish one cookie in a day because they're so sweet. Within the span of about 20 hours, I ate about two thousand calories worth of these scrumptious treats (which is... well, two of them)

I don't even really LIKE whipped cream, yet I consumed just about every bit of both of these heavenly delights.

I told my mother I would save some for her when she came home. But there was nothing. None left, not a single crumb. Each tiny tray looked like a delicious battle field in a war that I had caused. I'm so sorry for this unforgivable betrayal placed upon you, mom, but I had no choice. My (fork in) hand was forced.

After reading these sick excuses for reviews of these pies, I was appalled to discover that people looked down so negatively on these holy overloads of sugar. Because of you, I'll never get to have even a last wiff of the astronomically pleasant scent that is a crumbl cookies and cream pie. Damn you all.

Anyways does anyone have a recipe for these?