Forget online edrecovery snark, how about the wild shit they made us do in treatment 😭

So you're telling me drinking my ranch dressing because I didn't have enough carrots for it isn't disordered? Can I just have more carrots? Please???? I don't want to DRINK RANCH.

So why is eating strawberry cream cheese on my blueberry bagel disordered, but when I refuse to eat vegetable cream cheese on my chocolate chip bagel I'm being difficult??

When they gave me a slice of bread that was maybe the size of a 1/4 of a bread slice and a whole tbsp of butter for it 💀 just give me more bread at this point

I drank the wrong flavor of boost once so someone else's therapist made me drink the right flavor (double the amount too) and I spilled it on the table in front of her and called her a bitch

When they told me I made up my lactose intolerance so they fed me whole fat yogurt 6× a day with no lactaid so I shit 15+ times a day and was losing weight because of how much i shit and they accused me of purging (I have ARFID 💀)

When I got in trouble because I stood up to read the clock 😭

When they banned YouTube because we kept getting halotop ads on the TV 💀💀

When they banned fantasy books because they were "unrealistic" and "not supportive of eating disorder recovery"

When they banned puzzles because someone's dad bought them a puzzle with a cereal box on it

When I got in trouble for sneaking away during an outing with my friend for reading Cowboy erotica out loud in the goodwill book section 😔💔

When I had to vacuum the whole unit because the staff wouldn't (it hadn't been vacuumed in 4 months)