Looking for a cow

If you or someone you know has a cow that I could learn how to milk, please let me know! I know this sounds kinda silly, but I have a class assignment where we have to learn a useful life skill and do it. I have always wanted to learn how to milk a cow but I don't really have access to one here on campus. I have messaged some local farms but so far I haven't gotten any response so I figured I might as well post on here! Farmers hit me up.

Update: goats also would be cool