Recorded voice dysphoria

What the hell. I already hate my voice when I talk, but when I hear it recorded, I sound like a frog and it's much more higher pitched and thin and just ugly.

Knowing THAT'S what people hear when they hear me talk, I literally wanna stop talking. It's not only the fact that it's higher, it's really annoying and cringe too and I don't even know who to compare it to.

I can't just not care either because my jokes and stories just aren't funny if my voice that's telling them sounds cringe as fuck.

Has T made anyone's recorded voice tolerable?