what are some fantasy books you have absolutely no interest in reading?

What are some fantasy books you would never read, and why? I find that when you get to be an avid reader, it can be pretty easy to identify books that just aren't your cup of tea without reading them.

For example, I'm not huge on portal fantasy, super long series, or stories about child protagonists, so I know I wouldn't enjoy Seanan Mcguire's nine volume Wayward Children series, though I've heard great things about it. I'm not huge on heavy political intrigue in fantasy, so Katherine Addison's Goblin Emperor isn't for me.

I'm just curious, and would like to open a discussion about preferences without it turning into an opportunity to bash things people enjoy.