The middle of the middle of the buttcrack of genX…

I thought this was going to be a question but it might just be a rant. The title...I was born in 1975(midX)in June (mid year), on a Wednesday(mid week), at freaking noon (need I say more)! I am turning 50 this year. Is there a group that is "turning 50". We can KICK, we can STRETCH, we can fall on the floor and not get up! 🤣