General Brasch is the greatest patriot that ever lived.
General Brasch once killed 7 Chargers with a Railgun. And then he reloaded.
General Brasch's boots are most lethal form of Termicide Spray that has ever existed.
General Brasch once destroyed a Tank by pointing at it and yelling "BANG!"
A Hulk once set General Brasch on fire. After several days of agonizing pain, the Hulk died.
Instead of a Hellpod Launcher, General Brasch has a diving board installed in his personal Super Destroyer.
The only reason General Brasch hasn't wiped out the enemies of Democracy by now is because there's only one of him. He prefers it that way.
Edit: Holy shit. Didn't expect this to blow up the way it did to the point where the official HD2 Twitter brought it up. This is one of my first reddit posts and was originally inspired by a funny mental image I got during a longer than normal loading screen where a 5th Helldiver falling without a Hellpod drifted onto screen and then saluted before drifting back off screen as a funny easter egg. Originally, this was gonna stay as a funny mental image but one of my favorite content creators, Demily Pyro, actually motivated me to make this with her content. She actually made a Helldivers 2 MV to the tune of The Hot Wind Blowing from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance on her side youtube channel, Edity Pyro. Go check that shit out if you want!
Thanks for all the upvotes and I'll see ya'll on the front lines, Helldivers!