funny thieves cases?

What's the weirdest/funniest experience you had with thieves in your store? 1. A guy walked out with some stuff but the funny part is that he was doing that while his pants were falling, when he was outside in the parking lot we could no longer stop him and at the same time i saw him getting away with his pants down and full underwear out. 2. Asian guy tried to walk away with a fridge that was on a tabletop cart through the main door. (We stopped him)