what are your weird nicknames for your iggy?

(photos for attention lol) what are your stupid nicknames for your iggy?? this is edie, who became speedy/needy/greedy/weedy who became edie mccreedy (the name of someone my dad went to school with???) and then silly willy, smelly welly, stupid woopid obviously lol and now for some reason we call her weedle. i just want to know what you call yours lol