Crashing Into a wedding

So yesterday we and my hostel friends crashed into a wedding because hostel ka khana🤮🤮...... It was our second time at the same venue. First time when we went there it was a buffet and lot of people were there as we entered when the borjatri (groomside) came. Fir humne bohot khaya. Kya khana tha yaar.

But ...But... It was a mistake going for the second time It was not buffet the second time. Aur bohot kam log the. Aur buffet bhi nahi tha . Baith ke khana tha. Hum 4 log the . Maine aur mere ek dost ne kaha ki sirf starter khake nikalte hai. Lekin mere ek dost ne kaha ki khana khake hi jayenge.

Bhai waha sirf 12-15 table (4 chair each table) . BC hum bich mai baith gaye.Hamare right side ki table mai ek banda baitha tha jo bhi bin bulaye ayya tha . Uske table pe 3 firangi (foreigner) ake baith gaye. Aur foreigners ke sath jinki shadi hai wo bhi unke pas pure khana khane time khade the . BC meri to phati padi thi ki puch na le ki hum kon hai. Uske baad ek uncle ake puchte hai ki beta khana kaisa hai🫨. Meri to phatke 6×10²³ ho gayi thi . Humne bola thik hai uncle . Fir wo mutton wale bhaiya ko bulaye aur humko aur mutton khilaya . Bc bhagwan ka shukar hai ki pakde nahi gaye . Warna uss raat badtan dhote padte shayad. Maa kasam mai kabhi aur wedding nahi crash karunga