Suggest me some good roast lines for my cousin sister who is studying in Amity after drop😾

Tdlr-mujhe meri Bua ke Ghar ke grih pravesh m jabardasti jaana pad rha h apne drop ke beecho beecho beech jaha exam sirf kch din ki duri pe h jabki Maine unhe kaha tha av rakhogi to Mai na aaungi tabhi unhone weird reasons deke av rakhdiya aur mere papa ko emotional kr krke bola meri beti ko v jarur leke jaana papa apni behen ki bhavnaoooo m behke jabardasti mujhe 1 hafte ke liye leke jaare h Mai bahot cooked hu khudki unki beti to drop ke baaf Amity gayi but wo log sab milke mujhe taane dene m koi kasar nahi chorenge jabse drop liya h mere papa ko rajasthan m private college m admission ke liye bharka re h khud ko Amity ki fees jyada lagri thi mujhe itna loan v nahi lena aur utna durr v Ghar se nahi rehnaa aur av unki beti mujhe doctor ko to itna time lagta h padhne m kr krke taana maaregi aur wo merese 1.5 saal badhi h kch keh v nahi paati Mai but iss baar Mai v soft roast krna chahungi isliye meri madad krdo guys plijjj🥹

(Maanti hu Neet wali hu but Jee wale sare bhaiyo ko full support Jee ka form phy Chem test krne ke liye nahi bharaa h na April wala bharungi Bina gaaliyon ke madad krna 😭)