What is the weirdest, strangest, mind-boggling-est thing you have seen or had happen to you in a Taco Bell?

greeting's. i am a writer, and i need some inspiration for creating a story very loosely based on the real-life horrors of Taco Bell. i just can't seem to get the vibes right, and reading old posts online just isn't the same as talking to a real living person in the now.

i want your stories about unruly customers, fights you saw happen, cryptid sightings out back, dumpster fires, el chupacabra, anything. if you feel compelled to share, thank you!

NSFW flair was added just in case somebody has a horror story about customers boinking in the bathrooms, so on.