Slow marathoners?

Hands up if you are a slow runner, please.

My sanity is going out the door with these posts about "Can I run a sub 3-hour" posts.

My fastest marathon was 5:30 and that was before I had kids, over 10 years ago.

I'm slowly working my way back up but the last half-marathon was 3:24 the previous year (it was a shitty training year).

So, anyone here who is also slow or is it just me?