What are your thoughts on Capitano?

Please be noted this is not a bait post, I just wish to run a little experiment on this particular mains sub.

Please share your thoughts about Capitano, whether about his design, personality, development, story, interactions, leaks (in case you consume those, be mindful of spoilers though!), etc. Anything that comes to your mind.

I will not judge you about your opinions, I actually wish to encourage you to be as honest as possible about your own personal thoughts.