Thefts at Miami Beach

What the hell is wrong with this place? While walking the beach this morning we left our shoes near the path. What kind of scumbag steals children’s sandals? Our e-bikes ($3500) got stolen from the Regal Cinema on Alton and Lincoln on Christmas Day while we took our children to see the new Lion King. They were secured with a Ulock and there were metal shavings on the sidewalk. Your city is beautiful but I will NEVER come back to visit. I’m sure you won’t miss me. Rant over.

[UPDATE: general consensus is “I am a dumb tourist and I was practically asking for it locking up my bikes in a busy area.” Lesson learned, this is Miami. You can have it!]