Gendered pumpkins?????

A lady came through my line the other day, my last day specifically, and had 2 hats, she showed me a tophat with a spider and webbing on it and asked me if this looked like a boy hat I said "I'm sorry?"

"Does this look like it'd go on a boy pumpkin?"

"Pumpkins......don't....have genders I believe ma'am"

"But does it look like a boys hat?"

"Uhhhh I don't know I'm not a gender specific person"

She got PISSED and said "oh well fine I guess I'll get it anyways, and feed the LIBERAL agenda with 2 gay pumpkins for my grandchildren to see!" I almost said "ma'am we sell pride stuff in june" some people man