Mouthwashing Body Pillows on Russian Marketplaces

Inspired by a previous post of someone showing a Curly body pillow on Roblox, I was compelled to make this.

As the title implies, there are actual Mouthwashing body pillows being sold on Russian marketplaces (WildBerries and OZON). The most common are pre-crash!Curly and Anya, but there are singular designs of post-crash!Curly, Jimmy, and Daisuke each.

...Unfortunately, they're all AI slop.

If it weren't for that, I honestly would've left it alone. But the people selling these aren't genuine, passionate artists, they're art-thieves looking to make a quick buck. These types of shops are sadly very common over here, mass-producing merch using not only AI, but also actual stolen artwork.

I'm curious as to what you all think of this. Sorry it took such a sour turn near the end.