Lyrics that are just factually wrong

I’m interested in songs with lyrics that are just factually wrong. The one that started me off was Toto’s Africa, which states “As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti”. Then there’s Abba’s Waterloo, which says “… at Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender”. A more obscure one is an album track from Marillion, called Hollow Girl, which claims that “… there isn’t a mountain in this whole world that hasn’t been climbed”. Can anyone add to my collection? Contradiction of actual facts only please.