Someone needs to make another basketball game….please
2k: No you can’t make a 6’9 PG, we know exactly who Magic Johnson is….but we don’t care.
No you cannot change the colors of team uniform accessories in mycareer
No you can’t change your body type, body length, and shoulder width to your liking in mycareer like you can in the main menu, why you ask? Cause we say so that’s why.
No you can’t have decent speed and agility at 6’11…oh Giannis has it at 6’11? We don’t care you will be extremely slow and at a disadvantage
We know our hairstyles suck…but you can’t do anything about it, no we won’t change them
Yeah yeah we know other big budget games are light years ahead of our same ol bland cartoony graphics, we don’t care dude lol. Oh you want the lighting and player model style from 2k14 updated in current gen 4k quality? Haha, no.
No you can’t trade to a team, yeah we know that’s a realistic part of the NBA….we just don’t care so you don’t get that option, what are you gonna do, find another basketball game to play? Lol good luck with that.
No you can’t choose which 3 body types you want to unlock through your workouts, we picked them for you and we know it’s not the ones you would prefer
No you don’t get the game introductions from eras in mycareer
No you don’t get to use your face scan in eras, and in the main creation suite, that stays locked behind mycareer
No we won’t change the cpu consistently shooting smothered 3s
No we’re not changing the cpu literally sliding across the floor to stick to you on defense, lol you’ll break our game if we don’t cheat a lil bit cmon you understand
Get another company to help us achieve realistic graphics while we focus on the gameplay? Yeah we have way more than enough money for that, but no lol. Great idea, but we don’t care. We like our lifeless, dull , cartoony atmosphere
Make a better UI ? Lol no
Look, at the end of the day we can afford not to put effort into this game. If there’s anyone to blame it’s you guys, lol you literally killed our competition for us so you get whatever we feel like putting out. You could’ve had two basketball games per year but we appreciate you doing our dirty work, now all we gotta do is slap 2k26 on the title next year and give you guys the same thing again. Don’t worry, we’ll get our heavily paid YouTubers to gas y’all and the game up again….you’ll be fine.