Baby Boy Names are like SANDPAPER

OMG there are so many pretty baby girls out there- Lamb, Frilly, Vivienleigh, and Tsarina are just a few of my favourites.

But being cursed to carry a gross-ass BOY in my womb, I have to find a gross boy's name. They are all so ROUGH and HARD- just like boys are. They just feel NASTY in my mouth, like my mouth dries up and feels like SANDPAPER when I pronounce Jack and John.

Why oh why can't I just find a sweet pretty frilly millie little baby girl name like I've always dreamt about?

https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/comments/1i8jjb1/baby_boy_names_are_rough/