Where's my hoover, damnit?

In a few weeks, it will be three months since no contact. I'm slightly shocked there hasn't been a hoover although I think he's too prideful and won't give me the satisfaction. He has said once he leaves, he never comes/looks back. In hindsight, I thought it was a control tactic, but maybe he meant once he discards, he's done for good. I kind of wanted one for entertainment purposes.