Twenty-one years ago I shattered my left arm, twice 😈

And in a fortnight I’ll be marrying a strong boner…

That’s right! I, a BBB, am infiltrating a pure strong boner bloodline and putting it to an end. There’s nothing any of you Herculean FREAKS can do about it.

I never wanted kids until I found this subreddit and now just to spite you all, I’ll make an army of BRITTLE BONED BITCHES.