Missed connection: sorry I farted on you

You: Black woman, black long-sleeved top, gray skirt. Me: Typicall middle aged white guy. We passed each other on St. Charles avenue. I was listening to music and absentmindedly farted without noticing your presence. We locked eyes, you gave me a knowing glare.

Life moves on but we don’t have to. Reach out to me, QUEEN. I promise my indiscretion was unintentional.

*Edit: previously this post included the words “Nubian Princess.” I was unaware that was considered racist. Sorry to anyone I’ve offended. Every day is a new opportunity to learn.

*Edit 2: This entire story was fabricated. I was stuck in traffic and bored and in the mood to shitpost. Or rather, fartpost.