Seeking unhinged theories re: collapsed buildings

Obviously we’re existing on sinking land with poorly resourced infrastructure…. But does anyone have any conspiracy theories, wingnutty reactions, or armchair expertise-informed thoughts to share?

I’ve been tracking the approx locations of reported collapsed buildings on a google map to see if there was any noticeable trend.

Did Nola Ready hire someone new and now we’re just notified more frequently? Is there a giant sinkhole opening up? Is our collective nervous system reaching a point of extreme vigilance? Are we cursed? Who ate king cake early???