this game needs to stop being GOONER BAIT...

and become a full on GOONER FEAST!!! I WANT IT TO BE 100%... no, 1000% HORNIER!!! I WANT A FULLY ANIMATED WISE AND BELLE FUCKING SCENE! I WANT EVERY CHARACTER TO BE IN CONSTANT HEAT TO THE POINT WHERE I AM UNABLE TO PLAY WITH BOTH HANDS!!! I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF BEING TEASED AND TEASED AND NEVER GET ANY RELEASE!!! THESE FUCKING TRUST EVENTS JUST LEAD THE PLAYERS ON AND ON! I'M SICK OF IT!! LET ME FUCK THE WAIFUS HOYO!!! HELL! LET ME FUCK THE HUSBANDOS TOO!!! LET ME FUCKING DO IT!! I DONT EVEN CARE IF YOU JUST FADE THE SCREEN TO BLACK WITH WHTE TEXT! JUST MAKE IT CANON!!! FUUUUCK! I WANT TO GOOOOOOON!!!