The Portland Troll Bridge!

For over a decade now, Troll Dolls have been off the market. Which begs the question: Where the heck did they all go?

Were they recalled for their hair follicles, as a marketing scheme to get Gen Alpha to floss more? NO.

Thankfully, the Trolls were released into their natural habitat, taking up residence in an unsuspecting bridge in the middle of the woods.

It is an excessively colorful and mildly creepy retirement community these Troll Dolls have formed.

This toll-free troll-attraction can be found at 16448 NW McNamee Rd, which is on the way to such seasonal destinations as Sauvie's Pumpkin Patches and St. Helen's Halloweentown!