Jill making unfounded medical claims again.

She starts off touting a product that is supposed to boost your metabolism, but she doesn’t enjoy the taste, so she mixes it in a small spice jar. It looks like she just swigged a shot of Malort. She also says it’s so good, but then remembered she doesn’t like it so she corrects herself saying she meant it’s good for you.

Then she has another magic powder that she says is great for thyroid issues, and I guess that means she’s taking care of Leon and encouraging his growth?

Then there’s the collagen that helps her hair and nails be healthy (seriously, Jill?) and the skin cream that helped her friend’s acne go away. She says it preserves her youth. Then she says when she was out with Hannah and Tessie for “prom,” (apparently Samuel was there too), she and the girls went to use the restroom and the waiter asked David and Sam her biggest fantasy question: is Jill the girls’ sister? Now there’s no way he wasn’t angling for a bigger tip (that wasn’t going to happen from this table unless he had a fervent desire for a stack of smiley tracts), but when Shrek told her about it, she was over the moon. All thanks to Plexus.