What the hell is with matchmaking??

Dude, I've heard of absolutely 0 games that would pair me with THREE kids that have less than 150 hours on the game, only FOR THE OTHER TEAM TO HAVE 2,000+.

I've BUILT games with better matchmaking than this shit. There isn't any fuckin excuse for a matchmaking from a company making millions to be THIS BAD IF ONE PERSON CAN DO IT AS A HOBBY.