i have a chronically ill friend like jacques

i feel guilty because every time i talk to her i let her talk for like five minutes without listening about her ailments but dawg she is pretty like... hypochondriac-ish and i think most of us should not be allowed to view our cat scans because if you think about it, there is an absurd allowance of potential genetic variation in our bodies.

it reminds me of lena dunham getting her uterus removed, it was elective but she talked about her doctor saying it was really fucked up.

when they were talking about bones, i kept on thinking about it and apparently 55% of the population has three bones in their pinkie instead of two, so like it's highly likely that's you're just like... missing a bone at least maybe. (https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23093121/)

stop drinking bings Jacques. we want you to live so we can sell your poop for fun.