Dumbest modifier?

Dumbest or weirdest one you ever got?

And no I don't just mean like, the guys who get a $70 rib eye well done with extra ketchup. I mean like ridiculous outlandish shit.

I was talking to a friend earlier and remembered my worst one.

I had a lady one time order a burger.

She didn't want the lettuce, tomato, pickles, or onions on it. That's fine lots of people do that, only really fucks you up when there's lots of burgers going to the same table so just remember the seat numbers.

But she wants to not be charged for them. Doesn't want a kids burger because even if it uses the same patty and bun she's convinced it won't be big enough or the cooks will be stingy about it. Throws a little fit but grudgingly agrees to pay full price.

No she fucking wants all the veggies ON THE SIDE AND IN SEPARATE TO GO CONTAINERS because "if I'm paying for them I'm gonna take them home and use them"

Then she complained the portions were skimpy and wanted extra of each veggie and chewed the manager out for making me charge her for them.

AND SHE ASKED ME TO LABEL THE BOXES.