No sir/ma'am, you're not "terrible with chopsticks," you're just too stubborn to learn.

Sorry, quick rant. I'm tired of people saying "I'm terrible with chopsticks, can I get NORMAL silverware?"

I one time had someone actually say "I don't know how you people can use these sticks to eat. Can I just get normal American silverware?"

I immediately told her "All you have to do is ask ma'am, no need for the unnecessary details. Also "regular" silverware is used worldwide not just in the US. Here's your fork."

I don't mind giving people silverware to eat sushi or fried rice or noodles, if you can't use it that's perfectly acceptable, just ask for it straight up. The issue is when they have to add a whole explanation of why chopsticks are such a "pain in the ass" and they've always been so bad at it. Practice makes perfect and nobody cares that you chose to never learn.