never assume. cause i will make you look fucking stupid.

this client i've seen a handful of times over the past 2 years hit me up and wanted to come by, ok cool i just saw him abt 2 weeks ago and everything was fine... he wanted a bj which is $140. he shows up and i count the cash. only $125. sooo i said, "you have the other $15?" he said ohhh i forgot to tell you i'm just a little short. i hope that's ok. um?!?!?! no. bye! he kept profusely apologizing & saying it was an accident. lol no mf you tried to play me. gtfo.

now you're broke and horny. 🤷🏼‍♀️