New Defense Idea: Ball-Kicking Holograms

I have a new idea for how we can defend our ships against alien invaders! Some of you may have, in the past, floated the idea of defense holograms that come online to defend a ship in the event it is boarded. However, this idea has a well-known flaw in that the holograms demand too much power from a ship's power grid, which will likely already be damaged by the time a ship is boarded.

What I am proposing is far more intelligent. We create portable holo-emitters that project disembodied human legs as holograms. Multiple can be deployed per corridor, each with the ability to hop over to, and then immobilise, one alien intruder with a swift kick to the Talaxian Berries. This will disable the intruder and allow ship's security teams the time needed to respond and detain the invaders.

You may have noticed a glaring flaw with my plan. What if the intruders are Women? Well, for that, we have an even more ingenious idea. A small holographic arm holding an actual gun.