Smash 64 and Smash 4 are underhated dogshit

I can't believe Smash survived past the first game, considering that Smash 64 was a terrible game in general.

Firstly, both Smash 64 and Smash 4 have 0 replay value. Play Classic Mode, and only classic mode. There is no Adventure Mode at all. In Smash 4, there are Master Orders and Smash Tour, both of which are dogshit modes.

Stages in both Smash 64 and Smash 4 are doo doo diaper dogshit. Smash 64 is home to the WORST Mushroom Kingdom stage, the WORST Kirby stage, and the UGLIEST LOOKING Metroid stage. Smash 4 has a bunch of useless stages such as Balloon Fight and Colisseum, which serve as padding. Both games have the dubious honor of having more characters than stages, which means repeating stages will likely occur early.

Movesets in Smash 64 also suck. There was no such thing as side specials yet, the c-buttons JUMP your character, and the trident's analog stick will break easily.

In Smash 4, they dumbed down right stick movements. Now you can charge them. It was better in Brawl and Melee.

Smash 4 kickstarted the series' Fire Emblem fetish. We had 6 FE characters. 4 was already plenty.

Smash 4's DLC had it's first two characters be bootlicker choices Mewtwo and Roy. Because those are more important than Ice Climbers or Snake, amirite?

Overall, Brawl is overhated. Smash 64 and Smash 4 are underhated. Both 64 and 4 are less fun than changing a diaper, a rancid diaper.

EDIT: Wow, I feel bad for those who grew up liking Smash 4. They grew up with the game that made the series look like a baby show. I was once in your shoes. I thought that Smash 4 was a good game too, but as I grew up, I had better tastes, and you should too.

EDIT 2: Oh yeah, I forgot to mention... Smash 64's Kirby Battlefield is not the worst Kirby stage, that honor goes to Stupid Crash Buddies' The Great Cave Offensive.

Smash 64 also didn't let the player use all available colors in the game. Some were locked behind team battle, while twi were locked behind 1P Game.

To those that still think Brawl is worse because of Lucario/Ike and tripping, please please please PLEASE go outside and touch grass.