Women talk!

TL;DR: Thanks to Gen Z, dating is easier than it used to be, and that’s why, as a dude, you don’t wanna chat your long-term girl on WhatsApp or Instagram—here’s why.

Suppose you met Ms. R in school or uni, and you started dating officially (everyone, including her and your classmates, knows). Everything is going great: you call, you chat a lot on WhatsApp or Instagram for like a year. Now, if you’re a shy dude or one who doesn’t have a room to himself for privacy, instead of calling her, you chat and chat and chat on WhatsApp or Instagram and say whatever dating couples say to each other, maybe sometimes you’re too simpy and needy—and that’s okay cuz you’re together for now…

Meanwhile, she talks to a bunch of dudes you know cuz she’s gotta have a plan B in case you turn out to be a loser, which isn’t her fault. Now a year goes by, you’re sick of each other, you fight and whatnot, and finally, you break up with her. You pretend to move on, watch red-pill incels and Andrew Tate, and now all of a sudden, you’re the alpha cuz you went to the gym, took some whey protein, and watched some red-pill podcasts to make yourself look better.

But what you don’t know is, you’re a laughing stock cuz your ex has all these voicemails and chats of you being a total sucker and simp. And if you ever wanna date her close friends to make her jealous, they know you as Mr. Sucker—they don’t respect you, and your only option is to move to Vermont, get a Maine Coon, and start picking cotton there like a real nibba.

So, what’s the solution, you might ask?

Snapchat—it has disappearing messages, does literally everything WhatsApp and Instagram do, but better.