What are your best dad jokes in spanish

I am on a mission to slowly but surely terrorize my best friend. And learning Spanish so I can say dad jokes is just the first part of my plan. I'm talking the ones where its like "Hi hungry, I'm dad" etc Please help 😀

Edit: Can y'all put the English translation under it possibly maybe

Edit to the edit he has said over and over "NO. Stop." And "do you even know what you're saying?"