Picky eater (take 2)

It's hard to influence my kid's diet when, between the two of us, I'm clearly the fat one.

He's just a picky eater, so if we get takeout we also stop by McDonald's for chicken nuggets. No big deal.

But other parents are so judgmental about food! If you have gay kid, they'll accept that - it's 2025! But parents will come up to me like…

“maybe your son just hasn't met the right vegetable yet.”

“Did the media make him that way? I notice you binged the Great British Baking show. Have you ever watched Popeye with him?”