Most sarcastic responses?

I work at a Japanese BBQ restaurant where you grill your own meats. Our menu is a bit extensive, but not anything you can't figure out if you just read through and used your brain a bit. A lot of people are overwhelmed cause it's not your typical soup salad app entree sections. I greet my table, offer my menu explanation, then ask if they have any questions. A guest asked me, "So should I order rice or noodles?" I gave sort of a confused blank stare for a split second. I probably could have just gave my recommendations for any of our rice or noodle dishes, but a real answer usually isnt my first reaction to stupid questions. I said, "Well, if you want rice, then you should order rice. If you want noodles, then you should order noodles."

Edit: what an entertaining thread. Sarcasm remains undefeated (not /s)