My Crush Saved Me from Her Bully Brother! 😭😭

Let me set the scene for you: Mai ekdum seedha-saadha school ka bacha tha, woh jo apne khud ke hi jokes pe hansta hai and a wardrobe of graphic tees that scream “I don't care” but andar se you know he care. Aur meri crush Uska naam tha kru (naam badal diya hai, warna uske bhai ne padh liye toh tange chatt se laga dega meri 😭)

Yep, meri crush. You know the one jo tumhari league se bahar hoti hai that it felt like trying to buy a Ferrari with pocket money.

But twist ye hai ki: kru ka tha ek bhai , let's name him jalaad. Ab yeh banda koi normal bhai nahi tha.He’s the kind of guy who doesn’t just walk into a room; he dominates it. Chalta firta protein powder 6 feet 3 School ke sab ladke usse dare, aur main toh bas chhupi si dua karta tha ki kabhi samne na aajaaye. Par insaan ki kismat ko toh pata hi hai tumhe. 😞

Ek din cafeteria me apni plate mein samose leke jaa raha tha, tabhi uski bhains jaisi awaaz aayi, “Oyeyyee, ruk ja, lodu!”

Mene kahan jisne bola wo toh gya kaam se Phir piche mudke dekha toh pata chala mein gya kaam se, Uske saath uske chamche, uski puri cricket team. Usne ekdum mujhe meri collar se pakad liya. “Tu meri behen ko ghurta hai, haan?” usne poocha.

My first thought? Chud gye guru😭. My second thought: im batman.😡

Mere toh ekdum fuse udgye mene kahan. “Nahi bhai, aap galat samajh rahe ho, main toh bas… umm… meri classmate hau,” maine bola, par andar se gend fatt chuki thi.

“Behen ke aas-paas ghoomega, toh teri haddiyan tod dunga,” garaj ke bola mujhe. Uska haath mere shirt pe , aur meri zindagi ekdum slow-motion me jaane lagi thi. Mujhe laga bas, kal mera naam school ki notice board pe likha hoga—“Rest in Peace.”

Tabhi… ekdum se kruu entry maarti hai kisi bhale maanus ne bata diya usko ki uske jalaad bhai ne pakda hai mujhe. Ek haath me uske frootie, dusre haath se hoodie ko theek karte hue. “bhaiya, chhodhhh usse!”

Pura cafeteria ekdam silent. Ek banda apni Idli sambhar chhod ke bas yehi scene dekh raha tha. Jalad ne dekha, “tu kyun rok rahi hai mujhe aur wo bhi iske liye”

Fir hua shock ka atomic blast jisse meri aur jalaad dono ki gand fatt gyi "ki I like him" Meri toh fulloo na samaye gand fatt thi Meri toh jaan hi nikal gayi. Aisa lag rha tha mere kaan baj rahe he. Maan lo, ek second ke liye pura school ekdum soap opera ban gaya tha. Usne ye itni zor se bola ki ek lady ke haath ka soup gir gaya.(exaggerate kar raha hu nahi gira tha)

Par jalaad ka reaction priceless tha—pehle mujhe dekha, phir kruu ko,😂 aur phir haath uthake mujhe zameen pe chhod diya. “Tu toh gaya!” woh bola, par fir kuch nahi kaha aur bas nikal gaya.

Kruu mere paas aayi, aur ekdum se smile kari aur kahan . “Are you okay?” usne poocha, aur mere kandhe se dhool saaf ki.

“Y-y-yeah,” maine bola, par andar se bas ek hi baat chal rahi thi—BEHENcchod USNE HAATH LAGAYA!

Us din ke baad, jalaad mujhe kabhi tang nahi karne aaya. Aur kruu? Bhai, woh meri best friend ban gayi. Class me mere paas baithti thi, aur har baar bolti thi, “Tujhe ab tension lene ki zarurat nahi, teri bodyguard hoon na.” 😤

And just like that, my life turned into a rom-com where the nerd doesn’t just survive—he thrives.